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<BurritoB> fuck.
<BurritoB> pot is bad.
<BurritoB> pot is oh so very very bad.
<BurritoB> If it wasn't for marijuana, I would not have just "got" MySpace. Nor would I have had the subsequent chain of revelations. Nor the world-dominating plans they imply with all the subtlety of a brick to the face.
<BurritoB> On the other hand, in their place I *would* have the drive and motivation to do something about it ;)
<BurritoB> If I cloned myself, I would insist that we took turns being the stoner. It would be the perfect team.
<BurritoB> One of me could go, "Dude! I just had the most AWESOME idea!"
<BurritoB> And I would, of course, agree. And go do something about it.
<BurritoB> My reward, besides the money and groupies, would be getting hella stoned. At which point I'd have a brilliant idea.
<BurritoB> And then my bastard clone could get on the wagon and start earning his goddamned keep. Bitch.
<BurritoB> Uh sorry....did I say that out loud? :/

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