Found in the spam-trap at work today:
DEAR BUYER. THANKS FOR WANTING TO BUY ANITIQUITIES FROM US PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT US AND REPLY ALSO TO US. WE ARE IN AFRICA AND WE HAVE MORE THAT 58 OLD OLD ANTIQUITIES WE WANT TO SELL. WE DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH WE CAN SEND THEM TO YOU WHEN YOU TEST THEM YOU THEN SEND US MONEY OK OK GOOD. BELOW ARE SOME OF THEM AS HAVE BEEN SCANNED. LISTEN SOME OF THEM ARE STIL AT THE PLACE OF SHRINE BUT ANY ONE YOU WANT WE PROMISE YOU THAT WE SHALL DELIVER IT OR YOU COME HAVE IT TEST IT. OK?OK WE HAVE THE ONE OF 582 YEARS OLD CALLED NWAYIMMAN OJI FROM IGBO LAND IN ANCIENT IGBO LAND MANY MANY OK OK OK. I WAIUT TILL YOU WRITE. BYE ODINALAOKA. SELLERS BOSS.Now correct me if I'm wrong, but did that man just offer to rob a shrine for us? :)