01. Who are you?
02. Are we friends?
03. How many times have we shagged?
04. When and how did we meet?
05. Do you (or did you ever) have a crush on me?
06. Would you kiss me?
07. Describe me in one word.
08. What was your first impression?
09. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. Do you want to see me naked?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. What question should I have asked here but didn't, and what's your answer? :)

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